Anonymity

If you’re afraid to list your actual identity and have chosen to hide behind the guise of anonymity, chances are you’re just scared of a negative reaction and everybody knows it. “Ooo my big toughts fwighten me.”

You know, some people may not like what you have to say, but who’s the bigger looser in that scenario—the person who got “told” by Mr. or Ms. Anonymous or the wuss who wouldn’t reveal themselves? You used to hide behind your mom when the cool kids came along, didn’t you? It’s okay, you can admit it.

The internet is a very cool thing. It enables a person to locate information in seconds, to purchase things you can’t find nearby, research all kinds of things before you have to act and even find the exact pair of boobies you want to do things to just when you want to do it. It’s brilliant! Why must you Anonywusses be such cowards and ruin it all? As old Tom Cruise would say, “You… you’re glib.”

Now remember kids…your big, frightening thoughts are neither that scary nor original, so just say it proud or don’t say it at all.

Bye Bye

--Let the anonymous crucifixion commence.--